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August 31st, 2003
I have a new favorite Ortho. Well, I guess maybe I never had a favorite one before, so now I do. He is sooo cute.
He’s this little old man that I see at Harris Teeter. He’s always there late at night, right before they close. The first time I saw him, he was standing in the frozen section dissecting a cigar. He just stood there forever. Then I saw him a couple of nights ago standing in the middle of an aisle doing something in his cart. He was there for a while then I heard this really loud noise. He had a radio and he had been trying to turn it on I guess. He turned it up sooo loud and then proceeded to shop. How fucking precious is that?!?!
I saw him again tonight. He was sitting on the bench outside of the Teeter just blaring Simon & Garfunkle on his ghetto blaster. I just love him.
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