I was overwhelmed last week with the urge to cut off my hair. I called Andra right away and made a date, then spent four days bemoaning the length. It began to annoy me so much. It would get stuck in my armpits, get in my way when I was sleeping, I no longer felt like combing it after showering. I had decided it was time for it to go, and I could not wait for Sunday to arrive.

Now it’s light and short and requires minimal amounts of shampoo and conditioner. It’s so economical (for these trying economic times).

Andra gathered it all in a ponytail chunk so that I can send it off to Locks of Love. They do, in fact, accept dyed hair, just not bleached. And I haven’t bleached in over three years, so I’m sure all of that has been cut out by now.

Type of attraction in which a person is drawn to another in order to have a sexual relationship.

Do we need a venn diagram? Sexual attraction is a subset of attraction, therefore not all attraction is sexual.

Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin attractus, past participle of attrahere, from ad- + trahere to pull, draw
Date: 15th century

to draw by appeal to natural or excited interest, emotion, or aesthetic sense : entice

Let me preface this story by stating that every time I go to Wal-Mart, I always swear that it will never happen again. But inevitably I need something random when everything else is closed, and I end up cursing myself for going back.

James will appreciate this the most, he knows my history with these situations.

So, I’m standing in the scrapbooking aisle looking at all the various glue sticks and pens. I feel a little something on my leg and turn around to see a guy squatting behind me looking up my dress! He literally had his face in my ass! And when I yelled at him, he nonchalantly denied it and said he was just looking at the stuff, and pointed to the things in front of me.

Seriously, he was shopping for glue sticks while squatting behind me lifting my dress and sticking his face in my ass?!?

Why do these things happen to me?

I wish instead of yelling at him I had peed on him. Now that would’ve been funny and worth the experience.

While cleaning and rearranging the office today I came across my box of Jared memories; notes and letters and pictures and silly things. I couldn’t resist sitting down and going through it all, and now I feel sad and a little weird and uncomfortable.

It just occurred to me that it’s officially summer already. I totally spaced the solstice. This year is zooming by.

For the past two weeks at work, every time I go to the bathroom, I run into the same lady. Every time. It’s so funny. We just crack up as soon as we see each other.

I just got mine yesterday and it was so not $600. $363 to be precise. I was very sad. I found this calculator online for estimating what you will get back. It was dead on for me.

Jared and I were just wondering a few weeks ago if Little Caesars Pizza was still around, and then just last night I noticed one near us. There are actually quite a few around. Who knew?